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Best Web Junk (February 27)

This is an amazing picture. I've seen a heron swallowing a bluegill whole, a hawk eating a snake, and an osprey flying over with a fish in it's talons, but I never even dreamed of catching it on film. This completely cracked me up (seriously, this one is hilarious)

I knew it - Mosquitos are indestructible

A neat photo gallery

Some guys just know how to use technology

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This is enjoyable as well (ht - Phil for this one)

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Using twitter for church

Monday I am speaking to the NSRBA minster's meeting.  I have been attending those meetings for 4 years, but usually keep my mouth shut.  I finally feel like I have something to contribute so I asked to speak.  I am speaking about technology and how churches can use the internet, and other technology to enhance and simplify their ministries.   One of the technologies I plan to speak about is Twitter.  I know that some of my readers are tired of hearing me talk about it, but I want to run my thoughts by my blog before I talk about it at the minster's meting.  I would appreciate your feedback. This is a wordle of 200 recent tweets

It is my belief that for most people in a church, the pastor is a bit of an unknown.  This phenomenon has two causes.  One is that people view the pastor as some sort of superman, not at all like them, with the same struggles and sins.  The other is that in many churches the pastor changes so often that the people don't get a chance to know him.  This goes both ways, because many pastors change churches often enough that they don't develop deep friendships within the church body.

What does this have to do with Twitter?  I believe that Twitter is a great tool for fellowship  (or community, if you prefer cool-church language;.)  Why is Twitter great for fellowship?  Because it allows people to see into your life, combine it with a camera phone and it enhances this.

One of the great things about Twtter is that you can keep up with a multitude of people at once and it takes almost no effort on your part.  For example, I have a  friend whom I haven't seen in almost 3 years, that I follow on twitter and I feel like I know as much about what goes on with him now as I did when we were riding to school together once a week.

If you are on Facebook you understand the power of the status update to keep you informed about people.  Twitter is like the status report on steroids.

I follow about 50 people and I have absolutely no trouble keeping up with that number.  I'm sure that somewhere around 200 people the ability to feel like you have a grip on everybody fails, but with some sort of client and just reading regularly it is easy to keep up with many people.

Recently, our church has even created a Twitter page.  It contains announcements, web links and prayer requests.  A very different use than a personal feed but still valid.

If you just want to test out Twitter and are not sure you are ready to commit and begin doing so yourself, you can simply subscribe to the RSS feed of any account.

Do you find Twitter to be a useful tool for fellowship?

Best Web Junk (February 20)

I think this is not a fail, but rather an entrepreneur win I would really like to live here.  If I had money, I'd buy it in a second

I don't know if this is real or fake, but it sure is scary

This is the best of the SBC blogs this week

This is simply unbelievable.

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Geek in any language... I especially like how the "lyrics" to this are sound effects.  The guy does sound just like Mario jumping

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A couple of vids for your day

I assume by now that everyone with an internet connection has seen this video of David after leaving the dentist all hopped up on gas or some sort of anesthesia.  It was everywhere on the web last week and remixed about 1000 times [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs]

And I hope you have all seen the Chad Vader series.

So here's the Chad Vader response to David after the dentist

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Also, finally they have begun season 2 of Chad Vader

Best Web Junk (February 6)

If you only watch one Japaneese commercial for a gun powered alarm clock.  This should be that commercial Wonder why I've never seen this before.  Seems like an obvious project for a star Wars fan

24 weird pillows - really nothing else to say about that.  Some of them are very cool

Wow - Best Buy sarcasm is mean and funny

What happens when a geek has way too much time on his hands?  He calculates the real-world cost of the Death Star.

Funny [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhUHPhjStcs]

I just can't even imagine that this is possible

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Best Web Junk (January 30)

It is no secret that I love Portal. I believe it is simply one of the most brilliantly designed and executed games I've ever played.  So of course I geeked out over this set of Portal guns somebody made I also love a good rant periodically.  This rant about a flight on Virgin airlines is both hilarious and well-written.  Here's a choice quote:

No sane person would serve a desert with a tomato would they. Well answer me this Richard, what sort of animal would serve a desert with peas in

This is a silly pic

Easily the greatest hacker prank of all time

The Super Bowl is Sunday and these are some pretty interesting numbers about its production

I almost passed out laughing at this. It's truly hilarious.  Be warned - it does have a swear.

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This video is really neat, so neat that I can tolerate the terrible song.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_HXUhShhmY]

Twitter...again

Despite Ryan's overwhelming negativity, today I will present my third and final (at least for a while) post about Twitter.  Oddly enough I have seen a half a dozen posts about it in the last week.  I think this phenomenon is because actual celebrities are now beginning to use it. Today's post is about some of the many websites that use the Twitter apps for a multitude of purposes.

I'll start with Twitterholic which shows you the top twitterers of all.  Even though President Obama hasn't twittered since the election he is #1.  largely because his campaign promised to announce his running mate by twitter first, he has a 60% lead over #2 Kevin Rose, the founder of Digg.com.

According to twitterholic I am the third most popular twitterer in Fayetteville NC. Behind this guy and this lady.

Next up is twitter grader.  It ranks twitterers using some fancy secret formula in order to judge your influence and power among the community.  It is no surprise that the twitter elite turns out to be a bunch of tech bloggers, because currently twitter is mostly used by techies.

According to twitter grader, I have a grade of 83* and am #2 on the elite list for Fayetteville NC.  Again I am behind this lady.

Then there is twittemperature.  This one is supposed to judge the relevancy of what you twitter.

I have no idea how this one works because I have gone from smoking hot to freezing cold in just a couple of weeks.  Currently I'm 13° F whatever that means

Then there is tweetscan.  It allows you to type in a word and see all recent tweets containing that word.  Give it a try, it's pretty neat. Type in Brian Regan, or Obama, or Macaroni, or explosion.

Here's a list of real and fake celebrities on twitter

Try out some of these tools and tell me your scores and ranks.

*Obviously that's 83 girth units

Twitter part 2

A while ago, I posted about the very useful tool that I believe Twitter to be. Obviously, based on the comments, most of you still don't get why it is worth a try, or how it is different from the other social networks.  Let me see if I can address that with this post.

The real difference in Twitter and the other social networks like Facebook is that it is portable.   There is a facebook mobile, meaning I can use it on my phone.  But Twitter can be fully experienced from a non-internet phone that gets SMS.  (If you don't have to pay for individual texts.)  Although my favorite way to use twitter on my phone is using betwittered.com/m.  Also, with a camera phone you can post pictures just like sending MMS.

Even on your computer, it is portable.  If I use twhirl, I never even have to visit the twitter.com website and I still see all my friends' tweets and am able to post my own.  As much as I love RSS, it is not two-way like twhirl.

Facebook, myspace et al, are all about your profile, Twitter is about the updates.  In fact, you only get a very barebones profile on twitter.  It is assumed that you know who you are following .

Twitter is a bit like an IM to multiple people all at once.  So if I'm driving home, I can update people in NC and KY all at the same time.  Everyone can know when I arrive and when I left.  And all my followers who just don't ccare, they can disregard those twitters.  We have all become very good at ignoring what we re not interested in.  I'll prove it.  Look at your inbox right now.  You will see 3 categories of things there, stuff that gets immediately deleted because you don't care, stuff you are genuinely interested in that you will take the time to read, and stuff that you only have a mild interest in that you will glance over but give no real thought to.  Your twitterfeed is like that.

There is one more twitter-related post coming.  It will be tomorrow, then I'll try to get back to blogging about more substantive things like fishing.

Best Web Junk (January 16)

Here's a great fail Almost all of these accidental maps are really fun

This site condron.us is an interesting way to view blogs.  And this week is the first time I've ever seen it

You know you want to apply for the best job in the world.  I'm pretty tempted.

Cut in line at Wal-mart go to jail

By far the funniest video I've seen in a long time is this. Enjoy [vodpod id=ExternalVideo.771288&w=425&h=350&fv=clip_id%3D2809991%26server%3Dvimeo.com%26autoplay%3D0%26fullscreen%3D1%26md5%3D0%26show_portrait%3D0%26show_title%3D0%26show_byline%3D0%26context%3Duser%3A759504%26context_id%3D%26force_embed%3D0%26multimoog%3D%26color%3D00ADEF]

Sequel to a Hall of Fame Viral Video

You may remember evolution of dance.  You should.  it's probably a top 10 all-time viral video.  Now there's a sequel.  Allow me to be one of the thousands of blogs to introduce it to you. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inLBPVG8oEU]

Here's the original again, just to refresh your memory. (plus it's awesome)

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Twitter For the Masses

In predictions for 2009 I said that I thought Twitter would catch on and finally become popular with "the kids".  What I mean is that non-geeks will begin seeing it for the incredible tool that it is.  Later when listening to the Buzz Out Loud prediction show, I heard Tom Merritt make the same prediction. I know a lot of my regular readers read my twitters (they are supposed to be called tweets, but that is just so stupid that I refuse to) because I can see when you click on the links from my feed in the sidebar.  So my goal today is to get you to try out Twitter, and explain what it is exactly.  Next week I will post about different ways of using it, cool apps and stats, and some ways not to use it.

Twitter is microblogging, for lack of a better term.  You get 140 characters to say whatever you want.  Here's how it works.  You sign up, choose people to follow, then participate.  Your page will automatically show you all the updates of the people you follow.  Likewise, everyone who follows you will see all your updates.

You can update it from the web or by text message.  You can also post pics to twitter using twitpic.com.  It allows people to see into the lives of those you follow.  And in turn your followers can see what you are up to.  You can use it for prayer requests, to send out information or to keep up with old friends.  I follow people I know from college and from seminary.  And if you sign up, let me know and I'll follow you as well.

You can keep track of your twitter feed on the twitter.com website, but  the best way to use twitter on your computer is http://www.twhirl.org/ Twhirl works with Mac & PC and is a very handy tool.  (You will also need to install adobe air)

Here's a list of a few cool people to follow to get you started.  (I don't follow the last few)

me - https://twitter.com/jmmath Ed Stetzer - https://twitter.com/edstetzer Mark Hall (from Casting Crowns) - https://twitter.com/markhallCC Tom Rainer (Pres. of Lifeway) - https://twitter.com/ThomRainer Alvin Reid - https://twitter.com/docreid7 Darth Vader - https://twitter.com/darthvader Natalie Grant - https://twitter.com/NatalieGrant MC Hammer (Can't touch this) - https://twitter.com/mchammer Shaquille O'Neil - http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ Greg Grunberg (Weiss from Alias) - http://twitter.com/greggrunberg

You can always just sign up and try it out. Let me know how you feel about it in the comments.

Best of the Best Web Junk 2008

This is the last Friday of the year.  Plus I'm pretty much disconnected from the internet this week, so I'm bringing you my best of the best web junk of the year.  This is my personal favorite links & vids from my best web junk of the year. Links:

Fantastic Contraption is a very fun flash game.

If you missed it the first time you need to take this opportunity to click on this link for Olan Mills hilarity

I’m not fully ashamed to admit that really enjoy lolcats, I find them very entertaining.  if you don’t know what lolcats are then may I introduce FractLOL (You may have to install silverlight)

The 10 most confusing traffic signs in America (October 10)

Youngme/Nowme - Ryan showed me this link. And it is till fun even after all these months.

I know we all remember baby D’les Elexia Star Spiderbite

I know it’s childish and scatological, but puzzle farter made me laugh out loud, and it provided me hours of entertainment this summer.

Videos:

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[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBsOeLcUARw]

Why is Dana not at work tonight?

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Best Web Junk (December 19)

I finished this quiz with 1:42 left (hint, you don't have to put in the numbers) Without a doubt BetaMaXmas is the best link I've seen this week

This will never pass.  Someone is actually trying to make margarine & imitation butter legal in Missouri

I have watched The Price is Right occasionally my entire life.  This just does not seem possible.  Apparently it is legit

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMFFGFmn20k]

Best Web Junk (December 12)

These really are amazing x-ray pics.  Who knew there were so many ways to accidentally put a nail into your head? This is a great fail.  And you know the people who hung it noticed.

This story is funny. The guy in the pic is Obama's head speechwriter, and the reply from the future Sec. of State's office is hilarious.

The top celebrity baby names of the year.  Anybody planning to name their firstborn "Barack" or "Miley"?

Kung-Fu Squirrels = awesome

Tecno Amazing Grace

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Best Web Junk (December 5)

Not much in the way of web junk this week. It never ceases to amaze me what people will eat and call a delicacy.  These people can afford steak you know.

Peacekeeping chickens, break up the fighting rabbits

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Vote...on this vid.  real or fake?

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What You People Come Here For (November Edition)

This is my monthly list of the interesting searches that brought people to my blog this month.  I put the ones I think are interesting, strange, or just befuddling here.

  • can loud noises interfere with your sens
  • marriage advice, sex (I have no idea why this one would point anyone here)
  • does drinking beer slowly dehydrate you
  • keeping eye open following bell's palsy
  • bell's palsy pictures weekly
  • how effective are the talk to chuck comm
  • saying yes to jesus
  • bird rabbit rorschach

Best Web Junk (November 28)

Dave Barry's annual gift guide is awesome as always - This year it includes a back razor I said I would support future president Obama at least as long as we could agree on the issue.  Well here is the first issue where he gets my support.

It's posible that I have used this link before, but these are very entertaining and there a LOT of them

This is fake (just marketing) but very neat

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlMYWuGUZlM]

If that is not satisfactory, enjoy the video I saw everywhere last week.  Cat on a Roomba

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jv8g1YVI]