It's August and my blog is nothing if not helpful. I realize that one major need in this world in August is a clever new fantasy football team name. There are of course name generators out there, but none I've ever been very satisfied with. (Although I do like this one pretty well, it came up with "wheat urgency".) So what I've done for you is to collect all of the clean & funny, WBAGNFARB's* from Dave Barry's blog over the last year or so.

Cloned Meat
Counterfeit Toothpaste
Trojan Dwarf
The Potato Conspiracy (My team name this year is a variation on this one - Lawnmower Conspiracy)
Electric Grandmothers
Unintentional Buzzcut
Thunder Chickens
Headbutting Cow
Sofa Rash
Semi Full of Butter
Trans-Weasel
Drunken Elk and the Toddler Attack
Robot Carp

I plan to continue this feature into the future, So each year I will be posting a similar list, unless blogging disappears or I quit blogging. Of course I stole this list in its entirety, so you feel free to use anything you find in any way you want. And if you have a name you particularly enjoy or want to suggest for next year's list, feel free to contribute in the comments section.

*WBANGFARB = Would Be A Good Name For A Rock Band